The "What if" Game

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The What If Game

Okay the Game is simple. All you have to ask is a What if question,anyone can answer,after you answer,you have to think of a What if question to ask to everyone,and again anyone can answer.

Example:
Person1: What if you were the president?
Person2: I'll let children drive at the age of 12
What if dessert came before dinner?

Like that. It's Simple.If there's any questions,put your question in parentheses.

Okay. Keep it PG-13 and try to be reasonable. Don't say anything rude or anything that'll get you banned.

I'd ignor them and use the info as blackmail ^^
what if you saw your teacher making out with a student???

then I'll record them on my videocam and use it as a blackmail to get an A+!! Muwahahaha!! XD (<--- totally evil XD)

what iiiif, ooh, what if you saw your mom/dad making out with another guy/girl? XD

i'd say oh my god, what the hell is going on!!!
what is you witnessed someones death???

I'll chew a gum and act normally. XDlol..

what iiiiif, you were given a gun? ooh. XD

i'd keep it in cass i'd ever need it
what is you got kicked out of school because of your hair colour???

raaaaawr!! i mean, meow~ I'll send a missile to bomb that school and transfer to another non-discriminatory school. lol. XD

what iiiiif, you ran on someone on your bicycle? XD

( i like the idea, but i think that would be to hard to get a missile)
I'd yell at them and tell them to get me a new one.
what if you saw someone famous???

Then I'll just keep walking. lol. I can't be bothered. Besides, I'll be famous someday as well.. neahahaha.. XD~

what iiiiiiif, you saw your friend choking and you don't know any first aid technique?

Call for help or 000
what if you were drowning???

Then I'll say my last prayers. XD lol.. but that's impossible because I'm a professional swimmer.. ahahaha..

what ifffffff, you were eaten by a whale alive? XD

No idea, i would pray and think of a way out.
what if you lost your phone and you where lost ???

holy crap.. I always experience that! lol.. I simply go ask someone for a nearby police station or ask them to lend me their mobile! XD

what iiiiiiif, your professor confessed that he likes you.. ahahhaa.. XD

Gahhh you mage me think of perv teach from school, I'd leave that place and go to another school.
What if the perv teacher kidnapped you???

O.O then I'll totally blast him off with my portable missile!! lol lol. XD

what iiiif, a random guy stole your first kiss.. oooh. XD

i'd hunt nim him down and grab a chainsaw, red, glasses and a red jacket and pretend to be Grell from black butler and scare him ^^
what if you lost your house keys???

oh noes!! lol.. then I'll happily live with my neighbours.. lol

what if you became the richest person alive? XD

I'd give away half the money to people who need it
what if you were the poorest person alive???

steal other people's!! lol lol. XD

what iiiif, you were born with absolutely no talent at all?! XD

I would partice until I got talent!
What if you got hit by a bus?! O_o!

I'll resurrect as a demon and kill the bus driveeeeer! lol lol. XD

what if you were surrounded by zombies?

kill them all
what is you turned into a cow???

then I'll happily and peacefully eat my grass. XD

what if you suddenly turned into a boring stone? XD

I'd have to be crushed!! no boring for me!
what if you were pushed off a cliff but got cought by an eagle?

I'd be happy for a moment :P
what if a mad dog attacked you???

I'd try to run away screaming..
What if the guy you liked kissed you?